Months ago I got my hands on a copy of the Insanity workout. Now, I don’t know if it was the fact that my DVD was the copy from someone else’s copy (that’s legal right?), or if it was the almighty Lord himself that said, “This workout is not for you,” but I could not get the darn thing to work, much less turn on.
It is with that frustration and the added pounds on my backside, that I moved on to fantasizing about the Brazil Butt Lift (no, this is not a surgery). This time I wasn’t taking any chances. I ordered it straight from the guy on TV (or a man in an old shack of a building where my call went in to). In about 5 days, I received my DVDs, and I was all set.
According to the people on the television, there should be a transformation in only 60 days! (If you heard me speaking you would hear my sarcastic tone.)
Last night I did my second day of the workout. The first day, I must admit, was pretty brutal. Because it is the “Brazil Butt Lift” the exercises focus on different types of dance and the dreaded squat. My legs are still sore from the first day.
Day two was a lot more fun than the first. It was a dance/cardio DVD, kinda like Zumba. That, added to about 20 minutes of crunches, meant I was feeling good and not too tired.
The thing I like best about this workout is that you can choose what DVD you want to do based on your body type. For example, I am a pear shape. Have been my whole life. I am doing the “Shape and Sculpt” exercise regimen. They also have you taken care of if you are in the “no butt” or “big butt” category.
If you see the infomercial, don’t be fooled. You will pay more than the suggested “3 payments of $19.95” for everything that is shown. And the free upgraded shipping is a joke, but that is neither here nor there.
So, my plan is to stick with this and in 60 days, I will have a beach ready butt. (I can’t help but laugh out loud.) My husband is excited, and maybe if we start seeing results, he’ll stop calling it the “Brazil Butt Wax.” I can only hope.
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